document.write("<ul>\n<li><b>Residence:<\/b> Alphabet City (East Village), New York City<\/li>\n<li><b>Hometown:<\/b> New York, New York \/ Wesley Hills (Rockland County), New York<\/li>\n<li><b>Preferred apocalypse:<\/b> robot uprising<\/li>\n<li><b>Font:<\/b> Garamond<\/li>\n<li><b>Punctuation mark:<\/b> properly deployed semicolons (or em-dashes, in the cases where they're actually merited)<\/li>\n<li><b>Bookstore:<\/b> <a href=\"http:\/\/mcnallyjackson.com\/\">McNally Jackson<\/a><\/li>\n<li><b>Dictionary:<\/b> American Heritage<\/li>\n<li><b>Chef's knife:<\/b> Wusthof 12\u201d<\/li>\n<li><b>Wikipedia entry:<\/b> <a href=\"http:\/\/en.wikipedia.org\/wiki\/Heavy_metal_umlaut\">(heavy) metal umlaut<\/a><\/li>\n<li><b>Ice cream:<\/b> <a href=\"http:\/\/nymag.com\/listings\/restaurant\/otto-enoteca-pizzeria\/\">Otto<\/a> won my affections in Summer \u201808, though with the change in the flavor roster I've defaulted to <a href=\"http:\/\/nymag.com\/listings\/restaurant\/cones\/\">Cones<\/a>. But the pink peppercorn at <a href=\"http:\/\/www.chikalicious.com\/\">ChikaLicious<\/a> may be my current favorite flavor.<\/li>\n<li><b>Hot chocolate:<\/b> <a href=\"http:\/\/www.desserttruck.com\/\">Dessert Truck<\/a><\/li>\n<li><b>Affiliations:<\/b> Present: <a href=\"http:\/\/www.moccany.org\/\">Museum of Comic and Cartoon Art<\/a>, <a href=\"http:\/\/iaf.org\">Interstitial Arts Foundation<\/a>, <a href=\"http:\/\/nycstoryreading.pbwiki.com\/\">NYC&nbsp;Storyreading<\/a>. Past: <a href=\"http:\/\/www.columbia.edu\/cu\/cusfs\/\">Columbia University Science Fiction Society<\/a> and <a href=\"http:\/\/www.the-fed.org\/index.php\">The Fed<\/a> in college; <i>The Ramapo Gryphon<\/i> and a dozen other clubs in high school (embarrassing list available upon request); <a href=\"http:\/\/cty.jhu.edu\/\">CTY<\/a> in the summers.<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n");